I'll start things off with some interesting texts I've recieved/sent in the past few days.
"So stanley will be all *look of love* and I'll be all 'GOOOOAAAAAATTTSSSS!'"
"Well, to start things off, my physics teacher thinks he's been abducted by aliens..."
"Your Dad has a dopleganger in modesto."
"You, me, and a bunch of people in the back of Elyssa's car with toilet paper and vaseline."
"Goodnight Sam (: save a seat for me next time. I love you more than all things of all the colors. Goodnight and hit me up this weekend."
"-Dibs on having a scary movie night, and dibs on sitting next to you.
-I'll get scared...
-exactly :)
-alright big guy.
-you can cuddle up next to me
-I don't think your girlfriend would like that.
-....lol"
"We're never going to get lockers. Lopez met a gay lover and is moving to New York."
"-Barry wants in your pants.
-wwwhhhhyyyyyy???!?!
-Barry wants to give you flowers again, but in a more romantic setting.
-wwwwwwhhhhhhyyyyyy?!?!?!?!
-Barry wants to show you what those ears can REALLY do.
-...lmao.
-;)"
In other news.
I hate it when guys are legitimately flirting with you, and they are well aware that you are well aware that they are well aware that they have a girlfriend. It's like, bro, I know she's kind of unfortunate looking and there aren't that many options in Chowchilla....but come on. Do relationships mean nothing anymore?
I think not. Love truly is just a government scandal, designed to increase the population, therefore increasing the work force and increasing revenue. I have lost all hope!
on a less dramatic note.
who's got two thumbs and is totally equipped for school? THIS GIRL.
who's got one thumb and doesn't care? ...bethany hamilton.
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